I’m sitting on a blue velvet chair, wearing a black silk kimono robe with gold leaf print on it. You’re sitting across from me wearing whatever you’d like to be wearing. Once I have your attention, I sling my left leg over the arm of the chair and flip that side of my robe over my leg, showing you my bare genitalia.
It sexy enough to have me fully awake and engaged at 3:14 on a Monday morning. And it helped motivate me finish my next chapter on Ello.